Wednesday, December 21, 2016

“Shittens” are exactly what they sound like, and the Amazon reviews are appropriately ridiculous

If you’ve got that one relative that has “everything” there’s a good chance that “shittens” are the one thing they don’t have. According to the product description, they are “disposable, mitten-shaped moist wipes.

11 tips for pooping at work when someone's in the next stall

You get up from your desk, and take a leisurely walk to the office bathroom and every stall is miraculously empty. You contently saunter into your favorite one – the one on the end. You carefully line the seat with toilet paper.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

A Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate

File this one under "Medical Breakthroughs We Didn't Know We Needed": Someone has invented a line of scented pills designed to make your gaseous emissions smell like violets, roses, and even chocolate.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Farting: 7 Surprising And Spectacular Health Benefits

These days, it seems to me that people are coy about absolutely everything. Don’t get me wrong, I understand the appeal of maintaining an air of mystery. Still, sometimes you just have to square your shoulders and call a spade a spade.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Olympians officially terrified of green ‘fart-smelling’ water

There’s something in the water in Rio — and it’s getting worse. The Olympic diving pool was closed Friday morning as the water continues to be a disturbing, murky shade of green. The concern for those who have been diving into the pool has grown as the problem persists.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Watch a Sewage Truck Explode Even Though You Probably Don't Want To

I’ve always thought that as long as no one died, all explosions were cool. Turns out I’m wrong. Very wrong. A sewage truck exploding on the street is a terrible thing because, well, shit flies everywhere.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

The Fart of War: Behold, A Scroll of Epic Japanese Fart Battles!

Around 1846, a group of Edo period Japanese artists illustrated a 34-long foot scroll depicting He-Gassen (屁合戦, literally a “fart battle”). The illustrations show men and women blowing away horses, trees and entire tea-parties using gale-force blasts of anal wind.

Friday, June 24, 2016

Swedish Soccer Player Sent Off For Ripping A Big Ol' Fart

Everyone knows you run the risk of being punished when you mouth off to a referee, but what happens when it’s your butt cheeks that do the talking? A Swedish player recently discovered that to at least one ref, hot air emitting from your backside can earn you a red card just as quickly.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Fart leads to fight at Sloppy Joe's Bar in Key West

KEY WEST, Fla. - A fart led to a fight last Monday night at a popular Key West bar. Key West police were called to an altercation at Sloppy Joe's Bar on Duval Street shortly before 9:45 p.m.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Poop Salary

Do you spend a lot of time on the crapper at work? Ever wonder how much your poop is worth? Use this app to time your poops, keep track of your total poop worth, and share with others. I appreciate all of your comments, both negative and positive. If you have any issues please email fulento@gmail.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

The 7 Best Apps for When You're Sitting on the Toilet

This is the epitome of maximum participation with minimal effort. You can fit an incredible number of likes and comments into the time a bathroom break takes. Feeling adventurous? Crop, filter and post a brand new pic right from the pot. Live a little, right? It is 2014, after all.

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Bizarre Toilet Themed Restaurant

At the Merton Restaurant in Taiwan, you can literally eat a chocolate sundae out of a toilet bowl. If that's your thing.Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE for more awesome vids: from Diagonal View:Facebook:

Sunday, May 1, 2016

This Mask is the Biggest Piece of Crap

Halloween is coming. Here’s a mask that will make you look like a real shithead. The Doo Doo Head Mask makes you look like everyone’s favorite emoji- the pile of poop. What a piece of crap! Sorry, just talking out of my ass here. I’ll stop, I could go on with this shit all day.

Friday, April 22, 2016

8-year-old pens thrilling apocalyptic novels about farts

Nothing conjures images of the apocalypse like a strong fart. This 8-year-old author understands that. A pair of fine, fine book covers were posted to Imgur on Friday. The volumes? The Fart that Killed Everyone and its companion, The Fart that Killed Everyone 2.

Friday, April 1, 2016

Quilted Northern Rustic Weave | Artisanal Toilet Paper

Start remembering your bathroom experiences again with our new handcrafted toilet paper. Inspired by the makers of yesterday and today.

Monday, March 28, 2016

Couples That Are Comfortable Talking About Poop Are The Happiest Couples

Everybody poops. Also, everybody deserves happiness. Therefore, from a logical standpoint, everybody deserves to be able to talk about poop with the person who makes them the most happy.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Friday, March 25, 2016

You can now get underwear, jeans and PJs that make your farts smell nice

Good news! You can now buy underwear, jeans and pyjamas that will minimise the smell of even the stinkiest fart - so you can re-enact the photograph above with your partner and live a fine, fine life.

Here's When It's OK to Start Openly Farting in a Relationship

When you first start dating someone, you spend a significant portion of time trying to hide the fact that you're a real human person. You go to great lengths to present the most coifed, bathed, depilated and deodorized version of yourself. You even pretend to do your laundry.

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Song For When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper

Find yourself on the comode sans TP? This one's for you! WATCH Good Mythical Morning here: Good Mythical More here: the GMM Coffee Mug! the GMM Poster, GMM T-shirt and more!

Monday, February 15, 2016

Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife. The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing.

Dutch open their first 'poop bank' to treat gut diseases

The Hague (AFP) - After blood and sperm banks, Dutch researchers have now opened the country's first "poop bank" in a rare and cutting-edge branch of medicine to treat people with chronic gut infections.

Friday, February 12, 2016

The IllumiBowl, A Toilet Nightlight With a Range of Colors to Light up Nighttime Bathroom Trips

The IllumiBowl is a toilet nightlight with a range of colors to light up nighttime bathroom trips. The device attaches to the side of the bowl and turns on when a motion sensor is triggered. The IllumiBowl can cycle through its eight possible colors, or be set to one solid color.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Toilet Museum Exhibit Lets You Go Down a 5-Meter Toilet Slide, Just Like a Real Poop

Japan is a nation that takes the subject of toilets very seriously. This is a nation that is developing technologically advanced toilets for both space and life on earth. It has a toilet that travels to you and people who clean public toilets as a hobby.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

The 10 Types of Farts Everyone Has

The kindest of all farts - silent and not very smelly, escaping your butthole like a fluffy puppy gently squeezing through a doggy door. The lullaby of farts.

Friday, January 29, 2016

27 year NASA study concludes women named Sarah fart the most

WASHINGTON, DC – In an attempt to determine if there’s a correlation between a persons name and the frequency of their flatulence, NASA finished a 27 year long study on the subject and determined women named Sarah [with an ‘h’] fart between 2-3 times more than everyone else.

Friday, January 22, 2016

Research: Your Farts Can Prevent Cancer And Are Good For People Around You.

This may sound hard to believe, but according to new research, your farts may be very practical – not just for you, but for people around you. New research from the UK reveals that farts can fight cancer and other deadly diseases and illnesses, reports The Mirror.

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Handwritten plea to flight attendant about 'farting’ passenger goes viral

A disgruntled flier was so offended by a fellow passenger’s mid-flight flatulence that he wrote note to a flight attendant pleading her to make an announcement for the person to "see a doctor.