Monday, March 28, 2016

Couples That Are Comfortable Talking About Poop Are The Happiest Couples

Everybody poops. Also, everybody deserves happiness. Therefore, from a logical standpoint, everybody deserves to be able to talk about poop with the person who makes them the most happy.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Friday, March 25, 2016

You can now get underwear, jeans and PJs that make your farts smell nice

Good news! You can now buy underwear, jeans and pyjamas that will minimise the smell of even the stinkiest fart - so you can re-enact the photograph above with your partner and live a fine, fine life.

Here's When It's OK to Start Openly Farting in a Relationship

When you first start dating someone, you spend a significant portion of time trying to hide the fact that you're a real human person. You go to great lengths to present the most coifed, bathed, depilated and deodorized version of yourself. You even pretend to do your laundry.