Monday, March 28, 2016
Everybody poops. Also, everybody deserves happiness. Therefore, from a logical standpoint, everybody deserves to be able to talk about poop with the person who makes them the most happy.
Saturday, March 26, 2016
We've all been there. That moment when you're in public, at a friend's house, a party, etc. and you just really have to go number 2 - so you do the practical thing and go. NBD, right?
Friday, March 25, 2016
Good news! You can now buy underwear, jeans and pyjamas that will minimise the smell of even the stinkiest fart - so you can re-enact the photograph above with your partner and live a fine, fine life.
When you first start dating someone, you spend a significant portion of time trying to hide the fact that you're a real human person. You go to great lengths to present the most coifed, bathed, depilated and deodorized version of yourself. You even pretend to do your laundry.
Friday, March 4, 2016
For those of you eating your breakfast when you read this, I apologize.