Monday, November 30, 2015
Since 1993, the Hershey Company has been making special holiday edition Reese’s chocolate peanut butter cups that supposedly resemble a Christmas tree. But instead of tree limbs and a trunk, the candy's shape looks more fecal than festive.
Friday, November 27, 2015
This one is delicious, but deadly. Collards are a bitter, fiber-intense super green that have a very distinkt smell when you cook them. Add on some fatty meats and you've got the recipe for building your own fartopolis.
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
20 Surprising Turkey Facts You Should Know Before Thanksgiving: #5 A turkey’s gender can be determined from its droppings
Did you know a turkey’s gender can be determined from its droppings? Females produce spiral-shaped poop and males’ poop is shaped like the letter J. (#5)
It's just a dude thing. Male turkeys "gobble” to announce themselves to females (which are called "hens") and compete with other males. Other turkey sounds include "purrs," "yelps" and "kee-kees.
Saturday, November 21, 2015
The U.K.’s first poop-powered bus hit the road this week, ferrying fare-paying passengers around parts of south-west England.
Science Says Holding In Your Poop Could Kill You So Take A Dump Wherever You Are Right Now, Assert Your Dominance!
Pooping in public bathrooms is a necessary evil that leads to the always-awkward moment of walking out of the stall and trying to avoid eye contact with everyone who just heard the “plip-plop-plop” sounds of you dropping off the kids at the pool.
Friday, November 20, 2015
Scientists locked kangaroos in a room to measure their farts. In theory, this was to see if their guts contained bacteria that might reduce methane emissions if placed in other animals’ guts; in reality, this was done because there isn’t much else going on in Australia.
That was proven when a photo of a little boy dressed as a fart for Halloween went viral...and one peek at the snap will tell you why people went crazy over it.
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Don’t feel like flushing your finances for the loved one who has everything? Give a potty as a present, and you will help prevent the spread of deadly diseases in crisis situations.
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Trending News: Here's Why Your Own Flatulence Smells Good To You Why Is This Important? Because everyone likes their own flavor.
Thursday, November 5, 2015
This is not a hoax, folks. Scientists out of the University of Exeter believe that smelling farts actually prevents cancer, among other diseases.