Wednesday, December 21, 2016

“Shittens” are exactly what they sound like, and the Amazon reviews are appropriately ridiculous

If you’ve got that one relative that has “everything” there’s a good chance that “shittens” are the one thing they don’t have. According to the product description, they are “disposable, mitten-shaped moist wipes.

11 tips for pooping at work when someone's in the next stall

You get up from your desk, and take a leisurely walk to the office bathroom and every stall is miraculously empty. You contently saunter into your favorite one – the one on the end. You carefully line the seat with toilet paper.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

A Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate

File this one under "Medical Breakthroughs We Didn't Know We Needed": Someone has invented a line of scented pills designed to make your gaseous emissions smell like violets, roses, and even chocolate.