Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Police: Woman arrested after fighting with husband who wouldn't stop farting



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http://local12.com/news/offbeat/woman-arrested-for-battery-after-fighting-with-husband-who-wouldnt-stop-farting

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Why Running Makes You Poop



Awhile ago, I was on the phone with a friend who shall remain nameless when they told me a story that involved a long run, a serious bathroom emergency, no bathroom in sight, and an ending that left them with some of their dignity missing. Gross? Maybe.

http://www.phillymag.com/be-well-philly/2015/12/08/why-running-makes-you-poop/

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Mr. Sketch Scented Markers: Make Coloring Even More Fun



Ever wonder how Mr. Sketch Scented Markers smell so good? The beloved brand is juicing up Back to School with a fresh twist on packaging and and a brand new, kid-focused television spot. Take a first look at the brand's first-ever television ad -- a key part of Newell Rubbermaid's nearly doubled ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xogtneVeflI&feature=youtu.be

Etsy Selling Pills That Will Let You Poop Glitter — Just In Time For Christmas



Maybe you’ve been told before that “you think your s**t doesn’t stink,” and perhaps you believe that about yourself, but others don’t. Well, with Etsy now selling new pills that will make you poop glitter, you can at least tell everyone that it may not stink, but it sparkles.

http://www.inquisitr.com/1695768/etsy-selling-pills-that-will-let-you-poop-glitter-just-in-time-for-christmas/

Banish Brutal Bathroom Smells With Your Own Homemade "Poo-Pourri"



Bathroom odors can be traumatizing whether you caused it or not. Products like Poo-Pourri and Just A Drop can help keep the stench at bay, but you can easily make your own smell-be-gone spray at home.

http://lifehacker.com/banish-brutal-bathroom-smells-with-your-own-homemade-p-1745308178

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

The Two Most Expensive Coffees In The World Are Made From Animal Poop! Here’s How It’s Done



What are two things most of us absolutely need to do in the morning? Poop, and then get a cup of coffee to charge the body up for the long day ahead. This whole coffee followed by poo was taken to a whole new level when heard about Kopi Luwak (Civet coffee).

http://www.scoopwhoop.com/world/elephant-poop-coffee-black-ivory-kopi-luwak/

Monday, November 30, 2015

Reese’s fans think special edition Christmas tree candy look like 'turds'



Since 1993, the Hershey Company has been making special holiday edition Reese’s chocolate peanut butter cups that supposedly resemble a Christmas tree. But instead of tree limbs and a trunk, the candy's shape looks more fecal than festive.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/11/30/reeses-fans-think-special-edition-christmas-tree-candy-look-like-turds/

Friday, November 27, 2015

Top 10 Worst Fart-Producing Foods



This one is delicious, but deadly. Collards are a bitter, fiber-intense super green that have a very distinkt smell when you cook them. Add on some fatty meats and you've got the recipe for building your own fartopolis.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/top-10-worst-fart-producing-foods-6571300

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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

20 Surprising Turkey Facts You Should Know Before Thanksgiving: #5 A turkey’s gender can be determined from its droppings




Did you know a turkey’s gender can be determined from its droppings? Females produce spiral-shaped poop and males’ poop is shaped like the letter J. (#5)

It's just a dude thing. Male turkeys "gobble” to announce themselves to females (which are called "hens") and compete with other males. Other turkey sounds include "purrs," "yelps" and "kee-kees.

http://distractify.com/old-school/2014/11/20/surprising-turkey-facts-for-thanksgiving-1197799054

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Poop-powered bus hits British roads



The U.K.’s first poop-powered bus hit the road this week, ferrying fare-paying passengers around parts of south-west England.

http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/poop-powered-bus-hits-british-roads/

Science Says Holding In Your Poop Could Kill You So Take A Dump Wherever You Are Right Now, Assert Your Dominance!



Pooping in public bathrooms is a necessary evil that leads to the always-awkward moment of walking out of the stall and trying to avoid eye contact with everyone who just heard the “plip-plop-plop” sounds of you dropping off the kids at the pool.

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/science-says-holding-in-poop-could-kill-you/

Friday, November 20, 2015

Kangaroo farts won't save the world



Scientists locked kangaroos in a room to measure their farts. In theory, this was to see if their guts contained bacteria that might reduce methane emissions if placed in other animals’ guts; in reality, this was done because there isn’t much else going on in Australia.

http://www.theverge.com/science/2015/11/7/9681008/kangaroo-farts-climage-change-methane

This Kid Won Halloween by Dressing as a Fart



That was proven when a photo of a little boy dressed as a fart for Halloween went viral...and one peek at the snap will tell you why people went crazy over it.

http://www.cambio.com/2015/11/16/this-kid-won-halloween-by-dressing/

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Donate An Emergency Toilet : Charity Gifts For A Family In Need



Don’t feel like flushing your finances for the loved one who has everything? Give a potty as a present, and you will help prevent the spread of deadly diseases in crisis situations.

https://www.oxfamamericaunwrapped.com/gifts/emergency-toilet/

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Why You Like The Smell Of Your Own Farts



Trending News: Here's Why Your Own Flatulence Smells Good To You Why Is This Important? Because everyone likes their own flavor.

http://www.askmen.com/news/sports/why-you-like-the-smell-of-your-own-farts.html

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Scientists Say Smelling Farts Prevents Cancer



This is not a hoax, folks. Scientists out of the University of Exeter believe that smelling farts actually prevents cancer, among other diseases.

http://somedaily.com/scientists-say-smelling-farts-prevents-cancer/

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

How to Fart in Public without Being Noticed



So how do you fart in an elevator or at a movie, or while you’re just out on a date or out with pals? Here’s a complete guide to farting in public without ever getting caught! Seen as a dirty part of human nature, people around you react furiously when you let one rip.

http://www.lovepanky.com/my-life/better-life/how-to-fart-in-public-without-being-noticed

The Art Of Public Farting




http://jezebel.com/5843978/master-the-art-of-subtle-public-farting#_ga=1.35182184.811887496.1408629310

How to Fart in Public and Get Away with It



Flatulence is perfectly natural, but when it happens in public, you’d do anything to avoid the embarrassment. Whether they’re silent and deadly or loud and proud, here are the most dastardly ways to pass gas around others and slip away like a fart ninja.

http://lifehacker.com/how-to-fart-in-public-and-get-away-with-it-1738843195

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Burger King's Black Whopper is turning people's poop green and everyone is vastly confused



Turns out, there may be an unintentional trick to Burger King's new Halloween treat. The Halloween Whopper, a limited-edition burger available throughout the month of October, comes with a black bun to make it extra spooky.

http://mashable.com/2015/10/05/black-whopper-green-poop/

Friday, October 9, 2015

This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop - #SquattyPotty



Buy at http://squattypotty.com - Pooping will never be the same. This Unicorn shows the effects of improper toilet posture and how it can affect your health. The Squatty Potty toilet stool has been featured on Shark Tank and Dr OZ show and has thousands of happy customers.Press Contact - Bobby Edw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q&feature=youtu.be

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The Fart Chart



Everyone poops. Fact. But before they do, they fart. Anyways, like them or not, they’re here to stay. Well… hopefully not too long actually.

http://www.howtobeadad.com/2013/18266/the-fart-chart

Types of Diaper Loads (The Truth)



It’s never the normal, standard-issue things that we need preparation for. It’s the freaky, unexpected and unknown things that terrorize us and really would have been nice to know about beforehand. What most new parents lose a large percentage of their mind about is simply not knowing.

http://www.howtobeadad.com/2011/4034/types-diaper-loads

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

17 baby poop faces that are too darn stinkin' cute



No one puts baby on a toilet. Every baby has a different poop face, but all parents know when it's time to change the nappy. Even though we're masters of technology and knowledge, we still can't tell when a baby is about to poop until right before it happens.

http://mashable.com/2015/09/08/baby-poop-faces/

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt



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Friday, August 28, 2015

Why Super Bowl 50 could be a San Francisco poop-ocalypse



SAN FRANCISCO — When the "2015 NFL Kickoff Presented by Hyundai" brings live music and other festivities to Justin Herman Plaza here Sept. 10, it will begin a five-month countdown to Super Bowl 50, a seminal moment that the Bay Area is set to host in February.

http://mashable.com/2015/08/28/super-bowl-50-san-francisco-poop/

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Pooductive app wants to be the social network for people who are pooping



There really is a messaging app for everyone and every place — apparently, even including the toilet. Created by two student developers, the free iPhone app, which began life as a failed Kickstarter, facilitates one-on-one or group chats based on your location.

http://mashable.com/2015/08/21/pooductive-app/

Monday, July 13, 2015

The Truth About Your Flammable Farts



Contrary to popular belief, it’s probably not methane leaking from behind that reckless “bros” light on fire (known as pyroflatulence); rather, it’s most likely primarily hydrogen.

http://gizmodo.com/the-truth-about-your-flammable-farts-1717433313?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Paul Rudd Farts In Ant Man Interview



Paul Rudd Goes From Ant Man To Fart ManSubscribe Now! ► http://bit.ly/SubClevverMoviesWe sat down to talk to Paul Rudd about his new movie Ant-Man and he decided to make fart noises instead and deny the existence of an "Ant-Man Dance".For More Clevver Visit:Like us on Facebook: http://Facebook.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=341IPh5g3qo

Monday, June 29, 2015

How To Use All The Weird Toilets You’ll Find Outdoors



There you are, visiting a remote cabin, when it’s time to poop. You walk into the bathroom and there’s a toilet seat, like normal, but underneath it is nothing but a hanging plastic bag.

http://indefinitelywild.gizmodo.com/how-to-use-all-the-weird-toilets-you-ll-find-outdoors-1714620265

Thursday, June 25, 2015

A Drummer Farted in a DC Bar. The City Might Have Gone a Little Too Far With Their Punishment



A popular Washington, D.C., blues bar is receiving a particularly stinky $500 fine… And many think it’s a tad over the top, considering the ‘offense.’ Madam’s Organ Blues Bar has been around since 1992 and is one of the more popular spots in the Adams Morgan neighborhood of D.C.

http://www.ijreview.com/2015/06/353121-drummer-farted-madams-organ-bar-washington-dc-500-dollar-fine/

Farts Deserve Names Too: We Made A List To Help You Understand Your Farts’ Characteristics And How They’re Formed



You, me and farts all have one thing in common: we’re all unique and different. So we’ve made a list to help you understand your farts’ characteristics and how they’re formed. The SBD (Silent But Deadly) just comes out randomly and fills the air around you.

http://www.pixable.com/article/7-types-of-farts-89434

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

the bathroom guestbook



Thanks to our global partner BorderFree, you can now ship goods internationally! Surprise a friend across the globe. Or find something extraordinary to liven up your uncommon corner of the world.

http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/the-bathroom-guestbook

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Kid's life is over after he steps in dog poop



This is the exact moment a toddler enters real life. We shouldn't judge this kid — just read his shirt, we don't know him. Sure he stepped in dog poop, which admittedly is incredibly gross, but he's also just a toddler so this may in fact be the worst thing that's ever happened to him.

http://mashable.com/2015/06/11/kid-dog-poop/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

Why Do Other People’s Farts Smell Worse?



In 2005, two researchers published a series of articles investigating the subject of other people’s smelliness. They examined how much disgust people would feel and show after smelling a variety of odors, including armpits, garbage and farts.

http://gizmodo.com/why-do-other-people-s-farts-smell-worse-1710574541

Monday, June 8, 2015

If Ben Bishop Had To Poop, The Lightning Just Need To Say So



The Tampa Bay Lightning squeaked by the Chicago Blackhawks 4-3 to win Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals on Saturday night, tying the series at one game apiece. Jason Garrison scored a power play goal nearly nine minutes into the third period, and it proved to be the game-winner for Tampa Bay.

http://deadspin.com/if-ben-bishop-had-to-poop-the-lightning-just-need-to-s-1709655997

Broncos enforce fart tax in meetings, Von Miller is fined most frequently



Von Miller leads the Broncos in more than just sacks. (USATSI) One of those factoids is more impressive and unheard of than the rest of them (and no, I'm not talking about making the playoffs with Tebow).

http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25205413/broncos-enforce-fart-tax-in-meetings-von-miller-is-fined-most-frequently

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Who Knew A Fart Could Be So Beautiful? (Video)



According to the description in this video, this fart is pretty extraordinary. While it may sound like the average, run-of-the-mill flatulence at first listen, it's not! It's so much more than that! Specifically, it's a "major seventh arpeggio in the key of B flat, with a trill at the end.

http://freebeerandhotwings.com/b/Who-Knew-A-Fart-Could-Be-So-Beautiful-Video/-461311129334864566.html

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Deuce: The Poop Scheduling App



The first calendar app that knows when you'll have to poop.SUBSCRIBE to The Bilderbergers: http://bit.ly/19JrIuxLIKE us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBilderber...FOLLOW us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bilderbergersnyFOLLOW us on Tumblr: http://thebilderbergers.tumblr.comProduced by Abo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylA3JQnm3XI&feature=youtu.be

Saturday, May 9, 2015

A fart-tracking Kickstarter wants you to stop cutting the cheese



Are you tired of constantly cutting the cheese? Unsurprisingly, there's an app for this. A little device called the CH4 is named after the chemical compound CH4, or methane, which is found in natural gas. Har har.

http://mashable.com/2015/05/09/fart-tracker-ch4/

Monday, May 4, 2015

Your beard is dirty as a toilet



Don't read any further if you love your whiskers. Despite those who take great pride in their facial hair, no amount of grooming can overcome the dirty truth of science. Your beard may contain the same bacteria found in poop, according to a recent study.

http://mashable.com/2015/05/04/poop-beards-study/

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat Is the Luxury You Won’t Want to Live Without



IT may sound as if I’m exaggerating when I say that a high-tech, heated, warm-water-spraying bidet toilet seat ruined me for regular toilets, but I’m not. I don’t know how you guys do it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/30/technology/personaltech/electronic-bidet-toilet-seat-is-the-luxury-you-wont-want-to-live-without.html

Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim



Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity.SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/AdultSwimSubscribeAbout Adult Swim:Adult Swim is your late-night home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ&feature=youtu.be

Monday, April 27, 2015

Apple Watch



Apple is pitching the Apple Watch as a time-saver, a fitness companion and a stylish fashion accessory. But it could also be a pretty great office prank tool, if the makers of the “Fart Watch” app had their way.

http://time.com/3836525/apple-watch-fart-app/

Monday, April 20, 2015

Got Gas? It Could Mean You've Got Healthy Gut Microbes



In theory, these recipes would be helpful for some people — and those in their vicinity. But being a bit gassy may actually be a small price to pay for a lot of benefits to our health.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/04/28/306544406/got-gas-it-could-mean-you-ve-got-healthy-gut-microbes

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