“Shittens” are exactly what they sound like, and the Amazon reviews are appropriately ridiculous

If you’ve got that one relative that has “everything” there’s a good chance that “shittens” are the one thing they don’t have. According to the product description, they are “disposable, mitten-shaped moist wipes.

http://rare.us/story/shittens-are-exactly-what-they-sound-like-and-the-amazon-reviews-are-appropriately-ridiculous/

11 tips for pooping at work when someone's in the next stall

You get up from your desk, and take a leisurely walk to the office bathroom and every stall is miraculously empty. You contently saunter into your favorite one – the one on the end. You carefully line the seat with toilet paper.

http://mashable.com/2016/12/21/tips-pooping-at-work/

A Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate

File this one under "Medical Breakthroughs We Didn't Know We Needed": Someone has invented a line of scented pills designed to make your gaseous emissions smell like violets, roses, and even chocolate.

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=63594

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https://www.facebook.com/Mycrazypage/photos/a.638607546281978.1073741829.617477291728337/834996006643130/?type=3&theater

Grandma Farts While Boy Meets His Baby Sister For The First Time

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=K3X6BiTUEO8

Fart Blamed for Causing a Fire During Surgery at a Tokyo Hospital

This surgery sounds like a total nightmare. According to a new Tokyo Medical University Hospital report, a patient’s fart during surgery apparently caused a fire that led to serious burns on her body.

http://gizmodo.com/fart-blamed-for-causing-a-fire-during-surgery-at-a-toky-1788414929?rev=1477943486471&utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

NowThis: Tushy Bidet

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=8dXeoLIt8w0

Farting: 7 Surprising And Spectacular Health Benefits

These days, it seems to me that people are coy about absolutely everything. Don’t get me wrong, I understand the appeal of maintaining an air of mystery. Still, sometimes you just have to square your shoulders and call a spade a spade.

http://www.littlethings.com/farting-health-benefits/?utm_source=change&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=healthy

Toilet Seat Scale Tells You How Much Weight Is Lost After You Take A Dump

For those of you eating your breakfast when you read this, I apologize.

http://kmle1079.cbslocal.com/2016/03/03/toilet-seat-scale-tells-you-how-much-weight-is-lost-after-you-take-a-dump/#.V1h7mfOOauM.facebook

Olympians officially terrified of green ‘fart-smelling’ water

There’s something in the water in Rio — and it’s getting worse. The Olympic diving pool was closed Friday morning as the water continues to be a disturbing, murky shade of green. The concern for those who have been diving into the pool has grown as the problem persists.

http://nypost.com/2016/08/12/olympians-officially-terrified-of-green-fart-smelling-water/

Watch a Sewage Truck Explode Even Though You Probably Don't Want To

I’ve always thought that as long as no one died, all explosions were cool. Turns out I’m wrong. Very wrong. A sewage truck exploding on the street is a terrible thing because, well, shit flies everywhere.

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-a-sewage-truck-explode-even-though-you-probably-d-1785052281

A 'Clintonville' and a 'fart-in': Here are some protests planned during the Democratic convention

The protests outside the Republican convention in Cleveland were tamer than expected, but that does not mean the Democratic National Convention will follow suit.

http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-democratic-convention-protests-20160725-snap-htmlstory.html

The Fart of War: Behold, A Scroll of Epic Japanese Fart Battles!

Around 1846, a group of Edo period Japanese artists illustrated a 34-long foot scroll depicting He-Gassen (屁合戦, literally a “fart battle”). The illustrations show men and women blowing away horses, trees and entire tea-parties using gale-force blasts of anal wind.

https://unicornbooty.com/fart-war-behold-scroll-epic-japanese-fart-battles/

Swedish Soccer Player Sent Off For Ripping A Big Ol' Fart

Everyone knows you run the risk of being punished when you mouth off to a referee, but what happens when it’s your butt cheeks that do the talking? A Swedish player recently discovered that to at least one ref, hot air emitting from your backside can earn you a red card just as quickly.

http://screamer.deadspin.com/swedish-soccer-player-sent-off-for-ripping-a-big-ol-far-1782451188?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=Screamer_facebook

Fart leads to fight at Sloppy Joe's Bar in Key West

KEY WEST, Fla. - A fart led to a fight last Monday night at a popular Key West bar. Key West police were called to an altercation at Sloppy Joe's Bar on Duval Street shortly before 9:45 p.m.

http://www.local10.com/news/weird-news/fart-leads-to-fight-at-sloppy-joes-bar-in-key-west

Poop Salary

Do you spend a lot of time on the crapper at work? Ever wonder how much your poop is worth? Use this app to time your poops, keep track of your total poop worth, and share with others. I appreciate all of your comments, both negative and positive. If you have any issues please email fulento@gmail.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.poopsalary

The 7 Best Apps for When You're Sitting on the Toilet

This is the epitome of maximum participation with minimal effort. You can fit an incredible number of likes and comments into the time a bathroom break takes. Feeling adventurous? Crop, filter and post a brand new pic right from the pot. Live a little, right? It is 2014, after all.

http://mashable.com/2014/03/08/best-apps-for-toilet/

Bizarre Toilet Themed Restaurant

At the Merton Restaurant in Taiwan, you can literally eat a chocolate sundae out of a toilet bowl. If that's your thing.Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE for more awesome vids: http://bit.ly/DViewSubscribeMore from Diagonal View:Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/diagonalviewTwitter: https://twitter.com/diag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNvmfmZqd9I&feature=youtu.be

This Mask is the Biggest Piece of Crap

Halloween is coming. Here’s a mask that will make you look like a real shithead. The Doo Doo Head Mask makes you look like everyone’s favorite emoji- the pile of poop. What a piece of crap! Sorry, just talking out of my ass here. I’ll stop, I could go on with this shit all day.

http://craziestgadgets.com/2014/10/17/this-mask-is-the-biggest-piece-of-crap/

Fart in a meeting (can't stop laughing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJQoxdSFTJ0&feature=youtu.be

8-year-old pens thrilling apocalyptic novels about farts

Nothing conjures images of the apocalypse like a strong fart. This 8-year-old author understands that. A pair of fine, fine book covers were posted to Imgur on Friday. The volumes? The Fart that Killed Everyone and its companion, The Fart that Killed Everyone 2.

http://mashable.com/2016/04/22/fart-books/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#6hmWgvH_gSqW

Quilted Northern Rustic Weave | Artisanal Toilet Paper

Start remembering your bathroom experiences again with our new handcrafted toilet paper. Inspired by the makers of yesterday and today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRlBtabKRFM&feature=youtu.be

Couples That Are Comfortable Talking About Poop Are The Happiest Couples

Everybody poops. Also, everybody deserves happiness. Therefore, from a logical standpoint, everybody deserves to be able to talk about poop with the person who makes them the most happy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thrillist/couples-that-talk-about-poop_b_9501536.html?te=Mashable

This Woman's Poop Nightmare Is The Ultimate Cautionary Dating Tale

We've all been there. That moment when you're in public, at a friend's house, a party, etc. and you just really have to go number 2 - so you do the practical thing and go. NBD, right? 

http://www.dose.com/theworld/27712/This-Woman-s-Poop-Nightmare-Is-The-Ultimate-Cautionary-Dating-Tale?llid=JD13&utm_medium=sz-social&utm_campaign=9eVM&utm_source=Partners

You can now get underwear, jeans and PJs that make your farts smell nice

Good news! You can now buy underwear, jeans and pyjamas that will minimise the smell of even the stinkiest fart - so you can re-enact the photograph above with your partner and live a fine, fine life.

http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/fashion/news/a37439/jeans-pjs-farts-shreddies/

Here's When It's OK to Start Openly Farting in a Relationship

When you first start dating someone, you spend a significant portion of time trying to hide the fact that you're a real human person. You go to great lengths to present the most coifed, bathed, depilated and deodorized version of yourself. You even pretend to do your laundry.

http://m.mic.com/articles/137243/here-s-when-it-s-ok-to-start-openly-farting-in-a-relationship#.nfuI3LiB7

Toilet Seat Scale Tells You How Much Weight Is Lost After You Take A Dump

For those of you eating your breakfast when you read this, I apologize.

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2009/01/12/toilet-seat-scale-tells-you-how-much-weight-is-lost-after-you-take-a-dump/

Song For When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper

Find yourself on the comode sans TP? This one's for you! WATCH Good Mythical Morning here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfYOu...Watch Good Mythical More here: http://youtube.com/goodmythicalmoreGet the GMM Coffee Mug! http://bit.ly/GMM_MugGet the GMM Poster, GMM T-shirt and more! http://bit.ly/RL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddIwKX32MAk&feature=youtu.be

Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife. The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing.

http://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/florida-man-dies-in-meth-lab-explosion-after-lighting-farts-on-fire/

Dutch open their first 'poop bank' to treat gut diseases

The Hague (AFP) - After blood and sperm banks, Dutch researchers have now opened the country's first "poop bank" in a rare and cutting-edge branch of medicine to treat people with chronic gut infections.

http://news.yahoo.com/dutch-open-first-poop-bank-treat-gut-diseases-000104903.html

The IllumiBowl, A Toilet Nightlight With a Range of Colors to Light up Nighttime Bathroom Trips

The IllumiBowl is a toilet nightlight with a range of colors to light up nighttime bathroom trips. The device attaches to the side of the bowl and turns on when a motion sensor is triggered. The IllumiBowl can cycle through its eight possible colors, or be set to one solid color.

http://laughingsquid.com/the-illumibowl-a-toilet-nightlight-with-a-range-of-colors-to-light-up-nighttime-bathroom-trips/

Toilet Museum Exhibit Lets You Go Down a 5-Meter Toilet Slide, Just Like a Real Poop

Japan is a nation that takes the subject of toilets very seriously. This is a nation that is developing technologically advanced toilets for both space and life on earth. It has a toilet that travels to you and people who clean public toilets as a hobby.

http://www.neatorama.com/2014/07/04/toilet-museum-exhibit-lets-you-go-down-a-5-meter-toilet-slide-just-like-a-real-poop/

The 10 Types of Farts Everyone Has

The kindest of all farts - silent and not very smelly, escaping your butthole like a fluffy puppy gently squeezing through a doggy door. The lullaby of farts.

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7035552/the-10-types-of-farts-everyone-has

27 year NASA study concludes women named Sarah fart the most

WASHINGTON, DC – In an attempt to determine if there’s a correlation between a persons name and the frequency of their flatulence, NASA finished a 27 year long study on the subject and determined women named Sarah [with an ‘h’] fart between 2-3 times more than everyone else.

http://thevalleyreport.com/2015/10/12/27-year-nasa-study-concludes-women-named-sarah-fart-the-most/

Research: Your Farts Can Prevent Cancer And Are Good For People Around You.

This may sound hard to believe, but according to new research, your farts may be very practical – not just for you, but for people around you. New research from the UK reveals that farts can fight cancer and other deadly diseases and illnesses, reports The Mirror.

http://www.healthiswealthofheart.com/research-your-farts-can-prevent-cancer-and-are-good-for-people-around-you/

Handwritten plea to flight attendant about 'farting’ passenger goes viral

A disgruntled flier was so offended by a fellow passenger’s mid-flight flatulence that he wrote note to a flight attendant pleading her to make an announcement for the person to "see a doctor.

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2016/01/18/handwritten-plea-for-help-to-flight-attendant-about-farting-passenger-goes/