Thursday, March 9, 2017

Weatherman Is Speechless When Kid Runs On-Camera and Farts at Him



On The Office, Michael Scott's go-to during improv class was to tell his fellow improv-ers he had a gun, even when he was specifically instructed not to. It turns out his improvisational toolkit may be larger than that of meteorologist Patrick Ellis from Mississippi's WLBT.

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/meteorologist-blooper-mississippi-kid-farts

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Why We Like the Smell of Our Own Farts



Farts are weird. It seems perfectly fine when we let one rip, despite the stink bomb it may be. We can tolerate our own, but if someone else cuts the cheese? Aw, heck no. Theirs is unbearable.

http://vitals.lifehacker.com/why-we-like-the-smell-of-our-own-farts-1750538353?utm_campaign=socialflow_lifehacker_facebook&utm_source=lifehacker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Why Your Farts Stink So Bad, and How to Stop Them



Be honest: it’s not farting that bothers you, it’s when your farts are really stinky. Skipping fiber might make you fart less, but it won’t get rid of that rotten-egg smell we all dread. Instead, take a good look at your cysteine-containing protein sources.

http://vitals.lifehacker.com/why-your-farts-stink-so-bad-and-how-to-stop-them-1787808242

Sunday, January 1, 2017

The Science Behind Explosive Hangover Poops



Ah, the New Year. A time for resolutions, for self-betterment, for dumping out the old and bringing in the new. Unfortunately, if you celebrate New Year’s Eve with champagne and shots, chances are you may spend the first day of the new year on the toilet.

https://www.wired.com/2017/01/science-behind-explosive-hangover-poops/

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

“Shittens” are exactly what they sound like, and the Amazon reviews are appropriately ridiculous



If you’ve got that one relative that has “everything” there’s a good chance that “shittens” are the one thing they don’t have. According to the product description, they are “disposable, mitten-shaped moist wipes.

http://rare.us/story/shittens-are-exactly-what-they-sound-like-and-the-amazon-reviews-are-appropriately-ridiculous/

11 tips for pooping at work when someone's in the next stall



You get up from your desk, and take a leisurely walk to the office bathroom and every stall is miraculously empty. You contently saunter into your favorite one – the one on the end. You carefully line the seat with toilet paper.

http://mashable.com/2016/12/21/tips-pooping-at-work/

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

A Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate



File this one under "Medical Breakthroughs We Didn't Know We Needed": Someone has invented a line of scented pills designed to make your gaseous emissions smell like violets, roses, and even chocolate.

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=63594